Pronounced decomposition fluid left on the carpet after the deceased was removed
bitches be like “Am I showing to much skin??//?”
there is no skin whatsoever in this picture
By ELVIS MITCHELL
Photography CRAIG MCDEAN
The ultimate dad joke compilation
The burgers though
This is my greatest fear: Becoming Dad™.
Also: nice mention, theaudacityofswope.
Becoming Dad™ is the best thing I ever did.
I’ve been telling Dad Jokes since I was 15.